This Is Why You Don’t Steal When You’re Hungry And Tired

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There have been a lot of robbers who’ve done some stupid things to get caught.  But falling asleep outside just a couple blocks away from where you’re crime was committed might be the worst.  That’s exactly what happened to this dude, KETV:

Police said Justin Morris, 29, was found passed out on the front lawn of a home on the 1600 block of Euclid around 5:30 a.m. Saturday. Next to him, police said, was a 42-inch flat-screen TV; a package of bacon was found in his pocket.

About 12 hours later and two blocks from where Morris was found, a woman reported a burglary at her apartment. The only two items taken were a TV and a pound of Farmland thick-cut bacon.

Tired and hungry isn’t the best time to attempt a robbery, just saying.