Bringing back the dirty knock knock jokes in our unlawful humor section. Can’t imagine many people tell knock, knock jokes anymore but these are well worth the try. Enjoy!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita Dick inside me!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Buster!
Buster who?
Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Do U Want 2 Cd’s
Do U Want 2 Cd’s Who?
Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Howie!
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Helda dick
Helda dick who?
I Helda dick. and the wind blew it for me.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana hump your brains out!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Madam
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Some.
Some who?
Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Asshole!
Asshole who!
Open the door and find out asshole!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
I suck
I suck Who
Michael Jackson
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ben Hur
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
(sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Justin
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Bo-Ho
Bo-Ho Who?
Stop crying pussy it’s not the end of the world.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
“Fuck you said”
“Fuck you said who?”
“Me!”
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Smell Map
Smell Map who?
EWWW your fucking disgusting!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Urine!
Urine Who?
Urine secure, don’t know what for.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Some!
Some who?
Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben down and lick my boots!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Jenny Tull
Jenny Tull Who?
Jenny Tull Warts
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Butcher
Butcher who?
Butcher hands up this is a robbery
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ima Reilly
Ima Reilly Who?
Ima Reilly Cumming
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Khan!
Khan who?
Khan-dom broke, hope you’re on the pill!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Justin
Justin Who?
Justin Heranus
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Tanaka!
Tanaka who?
Tanaka you up!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Phil
Phil Who?
Phil McCrackin (you can also use Phil McCreviss)
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour Butts
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya suck this dick?
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Foreskin!
Foreskin who?
The worlds greatest foreskin teller.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Tara
Tara Who?
Tara McClosoff
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dozer
Dozer who?
Those are the biggest tits I ever seen.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Bangkok!
Bangkok who?
Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Winner
Winner who?
My winners as big as a football field.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Eat mop
Eat mop who?
Hahahahaha
Girl: Knock Knock.
Boy: Who’s there.
Girl: Pussy.
Boy: pussy who.
Girl: You don’t get the joke.
Boy: You didn’t finish.
Girl: Oh i’m done alright. (laughs)
Boy: How am I ever suppose to get pussy.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Your dogs dead
I hit it with my Jeep Grand Cherokee
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
yo mama
yo mama who?
yo mama yanking on my dick
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
School
School who?
School your ass
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Meat.
Meat who?
Meat my dick!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Condom.
Condom who?
condom and suck this dick.
(come down and suck this dick)
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Iguana
Iguana Who?
Iguana touch your buttcrack!
Girl: Knock-Knock!
Boy Who’s there?
Girl: Pussy!
Boy: I dont get it..
Girl: Yeah and you never will.