30 Hilarious Pick Up Lines That Are So Bad They’re Good

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Lets put on our corny jokes outfit and start spitting out some hilarious pick up lines that are so corny they’re good!

Funniest Rejection Ever

    1. Are you French because Eiffel for you.
    2. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
    3. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
    4. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
    5. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
    6. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
    7. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
    8. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
    9. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
    10. If you were a steak you would be well done.
    11. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
    12. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
    13. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
    14. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
    15. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
    16. If you were a library book, I would check you out.
    17. Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
    18. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
    19. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
    20. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
    21. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
    22. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
    23. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
    24. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
    25. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
    26. Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
    27. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
    28. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
    29. Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
    30. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
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